Washable, comfy, strap-on joy with the SpareParts Joque Harness

Toy: SpareParts Joque Harness (sent by Babeland.com for review)
Type: Washable fabric strap-on harness that’s highly adjustable, super comfy, and very durable. Holds one cock, with a pocket inside if you want to add your own vibrator.
Material: Nylon, Spandex, Elastic and Velcro. Comes with a purple or black pouch and black straps
Price: $100
SMT rating: N/A. It doesn’t vibrate unless you add your own vibrator.

Once upon a time, I co-discovered a new sex injury that I will simply name “The Kitty” in honor of the co-creator. I will spare you the details, dear reader, and simply state that she was left with a rug burn on the bridge of her nose from repeated rubbing against a leather strap-on harness strap. How embarrassing for everyone involved, although we were also proud of our new discovery! Oh, the sacrifices we sex educators must make. Anyway, the moral of the story is simple: I love a leather harness as much as the next person (assuming the person next to me loves them a lot), but sometimes a washable cloth harness is simply the best tool for the job. I’d been hearing the joyful reviews of SpareParts harnesses, and so I asked Babeland to save my reputation as someone who invents new sex injuries by sending one right away. Even better, they sent two – a his and a hers. The Joque is the one for women, the Deuce review will be up shortly.

Joque Harness Image

The Joque is a sexy, comfy, highly adjustable harness. Watch the video to see just how adjustable it is! It’s got lovely side cinches to make it easy to tighten, loosen, and slide on and off on a whim without making major adjustments. The jock strap design highlights your round lil’ (or big) hiney, and the pouch has a stretchy cock ring to keep your dildo secure. Plus, the inside of the pouch has flaps that cover the back of the flared base to offer padding between your mons (your fluffy mound area over the public bone) and your toy. Toss it in the wash when you’re done and you’re all set. Have sex with lots of people in a night/weekend? Buy a few so you always have a fresh one handy! You can also tuck an outtie vibe into the pouch to get yourself buzzed while you’re strapping it to Kitty (she does get around in all the best ways) or whoever is lucky enough to receive your affections.

What are the cons to this design? Frankly, I haven’t found one yet. It rides low, as it should, so it’s easy to maneuver. It’s easily adjustable and visually appealing. It does not have a removable ring, but the ring it has offers a firm stretch that worked for my narrow dildo in the video as well as my thick Bandit dildo. It didn’t chafe anyone, and people liked the way it looked. The washability remains my favorite quality, though. With two generous size options, it’s likely to fit the slender folks and the thick ‘n juicy folks, which is a promise that’s often made and rarely kept so I appreciate that SpareParts does follow through on their size ranges. No excuses – go give it a shot before you leave someone with some awkward explaining to do at work the next day!